achivementhunterho:

Seriously though, how does anyone hate Matt Bragg when he does such lovely, stupid things as this?

bunny-butch:

imsureitsalltrue:

itswalky:

unpretty:

ineedcymbals:

itswalky:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

lots of folks saying “oh you should see the california king” but

in a california king we would actually be four inches closer

maybe they’re putting their california kings sideways

Consider though: the Alaska King.

i can’t believe i have to buy a new mattress AGAIN

the Alaskan and Wyoming King bed sizes are aptly named, as they are both very large but each contain about like two or three people

a jersey king is a broken futon with five drunk people sleeping over on it

^^this fucking killed me

(via doyoueverjustfuckin)

unrelatedtouserboxes:

newtandthediamonds:

who else wants to keep drake the fuck away from millie bobby brown?

for starters, just so you have some background, drake is currently dating an 18 year old girl he met when she was 16, he is 31.

also here’s a tweet from drake himself talking about fucking young girls

and noww let’s talk about how he’s preying on Millie.

At the Emmys, when asked about her friendship with him, she said he regularly texts her things like “I miss you” and that they’re very close, also, that they talk about boys/dating advice. He is a 31 year old man and this is a 14 year old girl. He’s talking to her about boys and dating and sending her “I miss you” texts, there’s a word for this. It’s called grooming. (Grooming is when someone builds an emotional connection with a child to gain their trust for the purposes of sexual abuse, sexual exploitation or trafficking. Children and young people can be groomed online or face-to-face, by a stranger or by someone they know - for example a family member, friend or professional.)

He met his current girlfriend at sixteen talked and flirted with her, groomed her like this, and is now in a relationship with her. It is so disgusting to see people claiming this is normal, the industry she is in is highly pedophilic and she’s a child. This is not normal or okay, a 31 year old grown man has no business texting a 14 year old girl like this.

edit: Bella Harris, his supposed girlfriend, confirmed they aren’t dating. but also, multiple people informed me that he’s supported a convicted human trafficker before.

thesymbolofpeace:

wyd